Baby Chaps (or "saving money on baby supplies")

mendez will appreciate this: baby chaps. that's right.  we have them.  i remember seeing public urination in taiwan.  it was gross.  i mean, nobody wants to see some old dude with his fly down on the side of the road, peeing into the bushes (or a storm drain).  funnier, though, was seeing mothers holding their kids (up to age six or seven, even!) with their pants around their ankles over a storm drain on the side of the road, shaking the kids up and down as they poo right there in full view of the public! --------China has already stepped into the new era of childcare: in order to avoid the inconvenience of pulling down their kids' pants before hanging them butt-first over a storm drain, the Chinese have invented....BABY CHAPS!  that's right, folks! they're just like regular kids' clothes, but they've had a slit cut right in the crotch! the result is simple:  unrestricted flow of poo to street!  not only do baby chaps cut down on inconvenience, but they also enable quick identification of the sex of the child wearing them.  although chinese boys and girls are often and easily confused, with the new baby chaps, one may quickly and discreetly discern the sex of the child and comment to his or her mother on his or her relative handsomeness or cuteness, as the case may be.  the only drawback of baby chaps, as i now understand them, is the very likely chance that your baby will PEE ALL OVER YOU BEFORE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!  (or, in the case of the restaurant we were at the other day, PEE ALL OVER THE FLOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR DINNER!)-----------apart from these small drawbacks, i highly recommend baby chaps for the children of the future.